[Warning: If you are grossed out by poop don't read.]
Here are a few of the conversations heard in the bathroom today by some pre-school boys:
"Ms. Spensley, will you wipe my butt?"
"I pooped 5 little ones."
"I pooped one long one and it disappeared into the toilet whole before I flushed!"
"I'm taking so long because it's taking a long time for the poop to go from my belly to my butt."
The sad thing is, that last comment probably should have been recorded and marked off for meeting some curricular standard for intelligent thought.
I love my job. (Seriously, I do. Just not poopy talk.)
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